Tuesday, May 14, 2013

A War Through Time



A War Through Time
To Change Your
Fate


      So, not sure how many of you out there are gamers, but today I’m coming to tell you about one of my favorite games thus far this year. 


          Fire Emblem: Awakening is a strategy RPG game, based in an almost middle age world. Swords and Magic domineer the way of life, and the strongest rule the land. All is peaceful for awhile, but dark, ominous clouds loom on the horizon.


          As with many other Fire Emblems, you are the leader of an army, of royal blood, and you are attempting to protect your country from a larger, more powerful country.  The beginning objectives are simple, raise your units, don’t let them die, beat the other units. Along the way you would recruit more people from all around the globe. 

          But-the newest (and one of the most beneficial features) is the ability to marry off your units, producing new, progeny units that would arrive from the future to assist their parents, making sure they stayed alive to have a better future. 


          For the sake of not telling you everything about the game it goes like this. Huge dragon wants to end world. You will become dragon in future. You can either kill yourself to kill the dragon, or put it asleep again for a few thousand years. 

          Overall, a fantastic game, with a good bit of depth, good replay value, and it is an awesome title for those who enjoy tactics and love the series. You will get to enjoy tons of new characters, as well as many returning characters from past titles. And if nothing else, it should teach you to remember to always challenge your fate, because in the end, we create our own destinies. 

Monday, May 13, 2013

So...Being a Nerd may pay Off?!?



So… Being a Nerd may pay Off?
WHAAAA?!?!

     So… Hey everyone. Once again, here I am. Senselessly talking to all of you-whoever and wherever you are. But… for once, I actually having something semi-interesting to say. 

        I am hopefully-unless I die first; going to be trying out for Season 2 of the show, King of the Nerds, which airs on TBS. It seems like a really interesting show, and it would be an awesome opportunity to meet new people and get a bit more on Camera experience. 


        Although I was often considered a “nerd” by my peers back in my first 10 or so years of school, I’ve often wondered… “Have I convinced myself that I have no Nerd tendencies at this point?” Then I realize, I have a room filled with manga, more drawing books than our local library, tons of DC and Marvel movies, and games. But, I needed more convincing…and then I larped for the first time 6 months ago. Enjoyed the hell out of it. And plan to keep on  enjoying it. 

        Seeing as how our town is rather small, it’s often times hard to really let your nerd side out, because, let’s face it-people are oftentimes cruel to nerds because of them being different. Sad fact, but very true.  But all in all, I think getting back to my roots will be the best decision I’ve made in awhile. It may not take me anywhere in the long run, but I would rather be me, than just another copied drone. 

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Abercrombie and Bitch



Abercrombie and Bitch

        Well folks, small, and wide...As a famous radio persona would say: “Its time for the donkey of the day” Unfortunately, I don’t have to be censored...so Its time for the Jackass of the Day, brought to you by your favorite store: Abercrombie and Fitch.

        Well, what can I say about this store? Hmmmm... I’ll give you a very well put excerpt that breaks it down nicely:

        at Abercrombie & Fitch -- where aloof staffers often acted more like clothes models than sales help -- the pleasantries were a big change. "They normally completely ignore you," said Ms. Delaney, a 21-year-old community college student.

Long known for their sexy and snobby ambiance, Abercrombie & Fitch stores are trying something radical:

 being nice.

For years, Abercrombie & Fitch Co., based in New Albany, Ohio, has relied on sultry marketing and a cooler-than-thou attitude to sell its pricey line of men's and women's casual apparel. Customer assistance was minimal. The brand's embrace of physical beauty -- from the shirtless hunks who occasionally greeted customers outside stores to the company magazine, now defunct, that featured nearly nude models in sexually suggestive poses -- raised parental eyebrows and often intimidated the teens that shopped there.


"This was a company trying to be a distinctive high-end brand with low-end customer service," says Rob Wilson, president of Tiburon Research Group, of San Francisco.”(from Abercrombie & fitch tries to be less haughty June 17, 2005 By Stephanie Kang / The Wall Street Journal)
 
        This reporter goes on to tell us that:

“But these days, A&F is rethinking its strategy -- and already seeing a handsome payoff. After a slump over the past few years that cooled the once hot brand, Abercrombie recently has come roaring back. Following a 19 percent increase in sales at stores open at least a year and a 38 percent rise in net income for the fiscal quarter ended April 30, Abercrombie shares have rocketed.”
 

Now, why is that important?

Because they completely fucked that up. Completely fucked themselves in one fell swoop. How, you ask?
A larger woman came into one of the stores, and was essentially told this:


Sitting back, looking at this, some people are like “And?” Or “So it’s the good looking people’s fault that she doesn’t look good?”
NO! Its not about that. Its about EQUALITY!!!

The pride of America is “Everyone is equal, one nation..blah blah blah,” if you live here, you know the pledge. If not...then chances are this doesn’t mean much to you. But for a country to allow for a store to tell anyone-I don’t give a flying motherfuck about the clientele is, that they are too large or not good enough to wear your clothes, buy your products, etc... -_- you guys need a kick in the balls. 

Oh, but it gets better. In an interview, it has been said that they would never make a size larger than a Large. Not even compensating for height, or perhaps a woman who’s pregnant, yet would still like to wear attractive high-end clothing. 


Also, in an interview conducted by NickCaloway from WKRN-TV Nashville, it was revealed that “Evan Catlett, a native Nashvillian who worked for the company's flagship store in New York, said that even the people chosen to work inside the store are hired based on looks.

"You are the face of the store," he said. "About 99% of the models in the store are actually commerical models represented by agencies.” (Read more here: http://www.wkrn.com/story/22201305/abercrombie-fitch-under-fire-for-only-making-clothes-for-thin-people )

Reaffirming that Abercrombie & Fitch is not apologizing for marketing only to thin young people. 

CEO Mike Jeffries has admitted that the company is exclusionary and only goes after certain shoppers. 

-_- Again...fellow Americans, we support and fuel douche ass companies like this. We make them what they are. We help to keep them going. So, any of you out there who will, join me, and lets boycott Abercrombie and Bitch.


Sunday, May 5, 2013

Fallen Angels...Sex?!?Chocolate!



Fallen Angels…Sex?!? Chocolate!


     Im not sure how many of you out there are aware, but the world is under attack… 

     “Attack from what?!?” You Say?

     Lack of Originality. Which brings me to my topic…

Panty And Stocking With Garterbelt
     By far the most fucking original, amazingly beautiful anime Ive ever seen, with its sick humor and crude references. This series easily shits on both South Park and Family Guy. Both of which I am a huge fan of. But in terms of sheer outrageous comedy, Panty and Stocking take the cake. (Which Stocking eats vigorously)
 



     The story takes place in Daten city, and follows two fallen angels, Panty and Stocking (Aka the Anarchy Sisters). The two, being thrown out of heaven, are tasked with killing ghosts to receive heaven coins that will allow them back through the Golden Gates/Pearly Whites/Whatever. 



     However, there is a problem… Panty is obsessed with sex, and Stocking has a compulsive need to eat cakes or any other sweets. This keeps the two at constant odds with their guide, Garterbelt. As the story goes on, we find that Garterbelt also has his own weird attribute, a need for bdsm style bondage. 

     So, this half assed crew goes in daily to save the city, with a cheer of “We are angels, REPENT MOTHER FUCKER!” 



     After awhile, the ghosts become stronger, leading to the revealing of two arch nemeses, Scanty and Kneesocks. Known as the Daemon sisters, these two demons are the foils to Panty and Stocking, although, above all they adore order and rules. The groups will clash for the rest of the series… which Im not giving you any information on. 


     Sadly, only 13 episodes long, this has easily become one of my alltime favorite anime. The characters are iconic, and the animation beautifully done. Be sure to give it a try. You can find the first episode here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORCes7h8Nhs Also, you can buy it here on amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Panty-Stocking-Garterbelt-Complete-Series/dp/B007V9ED38/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1367792673&sr=8-1&keywords=panty+and+stocking Give it a try and hope all of you can enjoy!