A Weird Question

A weird Question

So I was sitting there the other day...Just doing my own thing, not bugging anyone. Drawing/writing/watching porn-idk, I was doing something. And then here goes my phone: Shabadoobie-da ta Henshin!

I pick it up, read my text, and then bust the hell out laughing. Firstly. And then I realized....maybe I should be a little concerned about this question. Plain as day, my friend text me “How do you measure your penis accurately...”

       

   Now, we’re 21 here. 21. If your penis isn’t big enough for you by now, then I’m sorry for you. So.. I don’t even text him back for like 30 minutes or so. Then I’m just like “Fuck...I don’t know.”
So I google it for the bastard. Give him the info, blah blah blah.

2 days later...

 This fucker calls me up...calls me.And I'm like "hello?"

Who The Fuck is this?!?

      And here he goes, asking the same question.

By now I’m 95.82396% sure this asshole wants me to come measure it for him. Needless to say..We haven’t talked in awhile. So...that’s my awkward question story. Any ones that have happened to you guys out there? Feel free to leave a comment and we can laugh together at our weird experiences.